we went from talking about how our apartment smells like rice and stuffs to vageenis.



because we have no shame

  • Me: cockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcock
  • Jerica: You obviously want some cawk.
  • Me: Everything was cock and nothing hurt. Everything was cock and my vag hurt. Everything was cock and all was right in the world.
  • Jerica: I need cawk.
  • Me: We need some serious P deep in V action.
  • Jerica: Gah I know.
  • Me: Virgins 4 lyf.
  • Jerica: Poreber.
  • Me: My vagina closed. What is sex? WIll I die? Is it contagious?
  • Jerica: Mine has spiderwebs.
  • Jerica: It's holding hands with someone you like.
  • Me: It's holding hands with someone you love.
  • Jerica&Me: Mehhhh mehhhhh mehhhhh wehhhh wahhh wahhh