He's not even Asian, guise.

  • Desiree: like ah mah gawd
  • Anthony: like how?
  • Desiree: ahh mahh gawd.
  • Anthony: like how?
  • Desiree: do et!
  • Anthony: ah mah gawd
  • Desiree: lololololololol I mean come on I'm from Santa Clarita...it happens. I'm not as Asian as you.
  • Anthony: I'm not even Asian.
  • Desiree: uhhhh wot. You're not even Asian!
  • Anthony: What did I just say.
  • you guise...he is asian though.


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Karen O with Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross: Immigrant Song.



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Buy U A Drank  // Kevin Lien 

HOLY CRAP. I freakin’ recorded this when I was 17 years old. I can’t believe you have a copy of this!! Hahaha what a trip dude.


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christianreus:

I think one of the hardest things about a long distance relationship is that you have no choice but to trust your significant other. No one is watching over them and they are free to do as they please, so it is their job to stay faithful. And the question is, will they?