@its_j0n_dude and I are totally siblings. Cuddles is like can you please just go away thanks #bbqdog #cuddles #cairnterrier we love her lol #dogs #dogsofig #imgonnaeatyou
#Bella & #Cuddles 💜 my little #furbabies! I love them so much !! 💁💜🐶🐶 #nationaldogday #lhasaapso #cairnterrier #dogs
And she is the reader
who browses the shelf
and looks for new worlds
but finds herself.
i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap
1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.
2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.
3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.
4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.
5. Fart when you have to.
6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!
7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.
- 17-year-olds: When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!
- 20-somethings: Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese
2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
- baby: m....m...m
- mom: mama? ma? mommy?
- baby: m...m...
- baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
The Real-World was a sprawling mess of a book in need of a good editor.
You don’t have to have it all figured out to move forward.
Shut up, live, travel, adventure, bless, and don’t be sorry.
I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.