bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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  • Toddler: Mama, I L-L-Looo
  • Mother: You love me?!
  • Toddler: Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.


Do me a favor, B. Bring some Oxys, alright?

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regretandchinesefood:

All this

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nessatooraw:

I am Mariah Carey. Seriously.

(Source: yesitspandapimp)





There’s really no shortcut to forgetting someone. You just have to endure missing them everyday until you don’t anymore.
Unknown (via kmots)

(Source: jehovahsqualitygirl)




the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

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visual-poetry:

»diptychs« by tim youd

retyping entire novels on single sheets of paper



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2-shane-s:

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

2-shane-s:

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

(Source: birdsofafeathercolchester)



unexotic:

people r so nice to me like wow omg

unexotic:

people r so nice to me like wow omg



(Source: some-ironic)